:Oget off anon
the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
dracula-its the only real book ive read on my own
When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them:
On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you!
On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook….
I need to be able to drag it out if I’m mad or want to sound needlessly formal. Fuck this “Mark,” “Sean,” and “Keith” business.
I will drag out “Cole” to “Colesworth” if I have to.
Same applies to saying names in bed.