<p>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?</p>
money
July 2011
lmao did u see the bra pics on my wall or w.e haha i took it for you lmao
:Oget off anon
nothing what are you doing sexy beast????
workin it
<3
wyd gomez?
what is your favorite movie, song, and book?
the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
idk
dracula-its the only real book ive read on my own
“i think craigslist ppl do this shit on purpose”
—still trying to sell my road bike
June 2011
Pretending Not To Know Someone You Just Met....
When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them:
On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you!
On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook….
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!
I don't like when people's actual names (not nicknames) are only one syllable.
I need to be able to drag it out if I’m mad or want to sound needlessly formal. Fuck this “Mark,” “Sean,” and “Keith” business.
I will drag out “Cole” to “Colesworth” if I have to.
Same applies to saying names in bed.
